Trinkets

Trinkets

We will continue to attempt to put our logo on the most random items we can find...until then, its just going to be stickers and koozies.
jskoozie.jpg Joe Schwa Beer Koozie
A koozie will keep your beer cold, and your hand dry...a miraculous invention, why didn't I think of it sooner???
Price: $3.00
sticker.jpg The Best Sticker Ever Made
This thing will stick to almost anything...and look good doing it, too...
Price: $3.00
adamhead.jpg Dairus Washington - ON SALE!
Act quickly, cuz this offer won't last long. Darius will arrive at your door, wearing appropriate 70's garb, freshly showered, waxed, polished, and groomed. He will faintly smell of Old Spice. He will also do your bidding as long as you feed him a steady supply of Zapp's served along with Malibu and Diet Coke. Expect Darius to write you poetry, cook you ribs, and frequently take off his pants. There are NO REFUNDS and NO RETURNS on this merchandise. Comes with a 48 hour Limited Warranty. Purchaser assumes all risk.
Price: $99.99